Oh please tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?

xprofessor:

kingjaffejoffer:

pragmatic-supervillain:

drowranger:

ottenskjold:

matthewsagan:

tryin to write a joke that won’t offend anyone on tumblr

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this is the worst post ive ever seen

if you have trouble making jokes  that arent racist, homophobic, or misogynistic then you aren’t funny actually

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lmao

funny how the jokes just write themselves sometimes

(Source: matthewsagan, via intensional)

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sniffing:
“ klaviergavin:
“ ??? what is this ???
”
the worst 45 seconds of your life
”

sniffing:

klaviergavin:

??? what is this ???

the worst 45 seconds of your life

(via unrefinedmasterpiece)

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7 years ago

twinkwolf:

awwdorables:

Guilty dog desperately asks for forgiveness

GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE

(Source: rumble.com, via virginia-werewolf)

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Posted
7 years ago
unflatteringcatselfies:
“ This is meathead. he’s disgusting and we love him.
”

unflatteringcatselfies:

This is meathead. he’s disgusting and we love him.

(via planetben)

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7 years ago

desi-shia-uncle:

Using powerpoint slide transitions in 3rd grade

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(via mutagensis)

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